Be An Expert

Welcome to Human Resign's Online Home, in the three-dimensional world, but not of it.

Here we will offer common-sense training, helping you become a Certified Human Resign Expert.*

Discover:

How to determine type (Masticator, Tractor, Farmer, Field of Dreams)
How to teach someone whether they should resign to mooing, working, guiding tractors, or holding dreams
How to teach people to profess things they make up with authority, conviction and panache on social media
How to make any current events fit the narrative of the post-human super-agrarian prophecy with ease
and much more!

Your Guides

Celestian's self-portrait carved from a barnacle

Celestian Cinnabar Kowalski

Administrator

Celestian is Ura's son, and as a Super-Tractor with a Manual Transmission Cross of Doing, he manages all the day to day operations of Human Resign international. In his spare time he likes to carve beautiful artworks from barnacle shells, which he sells on Etsy for an affordable $475 each (see his carved self-portrait above). All inquiries about training can be directed to him at ck@hr.co.nl.vibe

Aloo Gobi Kowalski

Assistant

Aloo Gobi is also Ura's son. In addition to helping run the blessed business, he is a cooper, crafting fine oak barrels from eucalyptus wood with a patented alchemical process. Find his besp-oak barrels at aloogobibarrelsfromthelight.co.nz.eucaloak

*For any questions or inquiries, please send a cashier's check made out to Cash in the amount of $10,000 to our training program office.